there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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