btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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