I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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