nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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