hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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