also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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