Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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