I must be too annoying 4 u.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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