either way he was missing a nipple.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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