we're chasing vodka with high fives
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My penis needs a shock collar
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am available for nakedness
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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