Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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