I need help removing her.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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