I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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