the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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