Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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