And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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