My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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