The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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