What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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