not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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