I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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