The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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