Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
