I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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