This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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