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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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