lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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