My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
How's work?
Spinning.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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