its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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