we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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