We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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