Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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