if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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