oh god the rape fog is back!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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