he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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