Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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