Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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