actually, I'm a sock model
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I need a hoe opinion
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