i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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