just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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