quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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