Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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