Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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