Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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