Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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