My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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