insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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