He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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