i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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