More tranny stories later!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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