I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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