That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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